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Posted by Darkstar on 10/18/02 11:38
"Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:43dc364e_3@x-privat.org...
>
> "Darkstar" <someone@nowhere.com> whined
> in message news:hAUCf.1631$Nv2.921@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>>
>> "Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:43db5885_3@x-privat.org...
>> >
>> > "Terry" <kilowatt@charter.net> wrote in message
>> > news:1138417531.004794.268970@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> >>
>> >> Another request American Greeting
>> >>
>>
>> > "Terry", kilowatt?! You want an "American Greeting"?! Strange
>> > request - but I'll do my best. Here goes. {Ahem} .............
>> > "Haaii theyaaarr, kilo-waaaaat! How ya doin', buddy! Waaahl,
>> > sheee-it, ah'll be a son-of-a-gun but it's real swell ta see ya,
> theyaaarr,
>> > kilo, doood! Sheee-it! Yeee-haah! Let's baaaamb the sheee-it outa
> somethin'!"
>> > Etc., etc., etc.
>> > PS
>> > I'm not a real American, just in case anyone mistakes me for
>> > the real thing.
>> >
>>
>> STFU Redcoat Bastard!
>>
> Hey! Fartstar is back! Again! And what manner of humourless, whiney,
> soul-dead, illiterate delights has he got in store for me THIS time? Go,
> Fartrats, go!!!
>>
>> No real American uses the word baaamb in the
>> same sentence with, shit out of something.
>>
> Noooooo!!! Reeeeaally?! Bless my ten toes, but I never knew that! Well
> well
> well. Just shows you how much *I* know, eh?! Hooo-wee. No real American
> uses
> the word baaamb in the same sentence with, shit out of something. Yep -
> I'll
> have to remember that. Thanks for the heads-up, Farts! Cheers, mate!
>>
>> Unless, of course, you were to you bring your limey ass over here.
>>
> Hmm. I see. So what you're saying is that if I were to "bring my limey ass
> over there" then that would somehow cause real Americans to use the word
> baaamb in the same sentence with, shit out of something? Mmm. Can't say I
> can see how, or why that eventuality would occur, Splatfart, but don't
> think
> I don't appreciate the sentiment, or the hard work that obviously went
> into
> it. Oh yes.
>>
>> In that case, we'll be happy to indulge, and bam the
>> holy shit out of you, and take your lunch money..
>>
> I certainly hope you're not trying to imply that you'd attempt to indulge
> in
> some sort of horrific sexual escapade involving involuntary anal
> intercourse
> against my good self, Shaftfart. And, what's worse, robbing me afterwards.
> You *do* realise that this is the sort of stereotypical behaviour that
> unkind Europeans very often lambast and/or satirize in newsgroups, don't
> you? Yes.
>>
>> Yeeha and all that, Mate.You chip eatin prick ya.
>>
> Well; I must say it's great to see that all those people who say Americans
> are xenophobic hysterics who aren't in touch with their anger are all
> wrong!
> Super!
>>
>> Now go away!
>>
> Chance would be a fine thing . . . . . . eh, Fartprat? Hey! Tell you what!
> I
> *will* go away! To another place! Yes!
>
> ======
>
> On Sat, 01 Oct 2005 02:02:22 GMT, Darkstar wrote
> (in alt.music.mp3.winmx),
> Message-ID: <O6m%e.6359$vw6.1667@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net>
> . . . the following "pearl of wisdom" . . .
>
> "You are truly a fucking dick. I almost wish WinMX would go away just so
> you
> would. You troll this ng like a viper just waiting for someone to expose
> some: any weakness just so you can spout some sophomoric vitriole at them.
> Some posters apologise before they even ask their questions. As if they
> should have to feel ashamed that some drunken sot of a UK twit, finished
> with the usual football hooliganism, may stagger back from the pub after
> quaffing countless Guinness ales at room temperature no less, and singing
> the bricklayer song one time too many and a bit too loud for enjoyment of
> anyone unfortunate enough to be within earshot. Ashamed that they have not
> perused the vast archives of this newsgroup for a glimmer of the problem
> they are currently facing.
> Why not throw a bone once in awhile hammerer? Why not give a reasonable
> answer?
> Maybe you should relocate to a "God save the Queen" newsgroup where you
> could admonish and entertain other twits as self immersed as yourself, in
> the merits of continued British imperialism in Northen Ireland. Better
> yet,
> why not just go to the next Orangeman Parade through the neighborhoods of
> Belfast and throw your stones directly at the objects of your disdain and
> derision.
> Go away british twit!"
>
> . . . . Insane, or just bitter?! YOU decide!
Neither really, just bored. oh maybe a bit insane. That was one of my better
trollbaits.. I really liked that one. And you bite every time. I liked when
you came back from the pub, really drunk, whining like a baby.That was the
inspiration for my tirade. You're so easy, and such a little pussy.
(Snip)..."some sort of horrific sexual escapade involving involuntary anal
intercourse"? Why is it always about the anal sex with you people? Oh
nevermind, I know why. Now go wreck a football game and rape some boys,
again, you hooligan ya.
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