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Posted by Gomni on 10/02/05 19:24
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GOMNI PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS
A GLENN MILLAR FEATURE FILM 2005
BORED OF THE RINGS
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Bored Of The Rings is a hilarious Parody of Lord of The
Rings
Visit this movies website at
Http://www.boredoftherings.co.uk
Download PART II - THE TWO TOSSERS, PART III - THE RETURN
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THE BORED OF THE RINGS TRILOGY
Bored Of The Rings - The Movie a feature length ultra-low budget digital
movie project.
It is an satirical parody of the Lord of the Rings story, as expressed
in both book and film.
It was inspired in concept by the excellent Bored of the Rings book by
Harvard Lampoon,
but it is far grander in its vision.
BOR 1 (70 mins) The Feeling Up Of The Ring
- is a Breath-takingly shot movie, complimented by an inspired
soundtrack.
This is a fantastic parody, with wonderful acting - "Goblin Girls",
"Ganjalf the Green", "Spamwise Gadgie" the gags are endless - mucho
hilario!
BOR 2 (35mins) The Two Tossers
- "Edweird king Of the Potatoes" , "Sheep-Shaggers" "Horny Orcies"
not to mention "Golem the Gimp", " Legless The Fairy " and all manner
of spaced out weirdness.
A Gob-Stopping, Thigh-Slapping, Nose-Dripping Rollercoaster of a Yarn
BOR 3 (35mins) The Return Of The Jedi?
- The third and final part of the twisted trilogy, the final betrayals
are unmasked
as our sordid anti heroes celebrate the fact that its not them who's in
for it,
shockingly funny in a dark and twisted vein it nevertheless succeeds in
a evoking
deeper and more sympathetic feeling for our two hapless dupes
SOME RECENT REVIEWS
Actor Ron Sirling says: "I have been involved in many a low/no-budget
film productions,
and having now seen all three episodes of Bored of the Rings, I cannot
fail but to
be impressed by all of them. From every aspect, the very funny
screenplay,
the level of acting, the superb editing and not to mention wall-to-wall
ADR!
All done on a home computer. How can anybody NOT be even slightly
impressed?"
Critic William Smith Commented in a recent review - "Bored of the Rings
is an inspired
collection of very talented individuals brought together to increase
their sum worth
and to create a film trilogy that stands alone as a comment on the world
as it is,
has been and will probably always will be, "only the young are fooled by
honour and valour".
I laughed at the jokes, loved the acting and wept at the reality.
Omar Akhtar as King Edweird Deserves a special mention and the cucumber
well....!
Actually I will just have to watch it again as I am remembering more
things that were
brilliant as I type!"
Film Maker Uisdean Murray wrote in a recent review - "A great film for
those who loved
or hated The Lord of the Rings. This series is definitely best seen for
those who have
experienced Tolkiens world in some form as a lot of the hilarity comes
from imagining
the original characters acting the way they do in BOR.
For a low budget production this was very ambitious and with very
impressive results.
The cast, many inexperienced, all gave strong performances. I thought
Paul Pirie as
Ganjalf was fantastic, he seemed like a gentle old man but nobody caught
on that he
couldn't really care less about his companions. One of my favourite
scenes in which
I laughed out loud was when he lets everyone go before him through the
caves and then
he just walks away in the opposite direction after yelling into the
cave, "You shall not pass, Argh!"
Kit Clark as Spamwise Gadgee was hilarious, excellent accent and
caricature, he actually
brought some heart to the film. I could go on about the other
characters but it's best
you find out for yourselves.
Technically the film looked great, excellent cinematography and some
truly stunning
locations - captured perhaps better then any other film I've seen made
in this country.
Make-up and costumes were superb.
Right, anyone up for a drink at the Prancing Punnani? - Uisdean."
CAST AND CREW INFO
Cast
The Fairies
Elron - David Bowles (Well Known Actor)
Galadriel - Zoe Dunsire
Legless - Marc Gibson
Celeron - Leigh Butler
Arwen - Shirley Steele
Fairy Guards - Pam Paton, Morag Nowell
The Halfwits
Friggo - Louy Ghazal
Spamwise Gadgee- Kit Clark
Uncle Dildo - Lious Benson
Merriadick Randyfuck - Jamie Laing
Terapin Puke - Ryan Petrie
Farmer Maggot - -George Peacock
The Humans
Arragant - Neil Wilson
Boromir - Richard Elliot
Denethor - Duncan Mitchelson
Sheepshaggers
Homer - David Scrimgeour
Sheepshagger 1 - Gary Porter
Sheepshagger 2 - George Peackock
The Wizards
Ganjalf - Paul Pirie
Saruman - Glenn Millar
The Dwarf
Knobby Son of Groin - John Craig Roger
Orcis
George Peacock
Leigh Butler
ThanosTsakiris
Sandy
Richard Elliot
Kev White
Duncan Mitchelson
Andy Harper
Gary Porter
Black Riders
Duncan Mitchelson
Morag Nowell
Gary Porter
Leigh Butler
Vegetables
Edweird King of the Potatoes - Omar Akhtar
Carrot - Neil Wilson
Cucumber - Duncan Mitchelson
The Potatoes - as themselves
Goblin Girls
Fabs
Maureen Cromar
Shirley
Naomi
Butterbuns - Vicoria Tate
Trollop - Linda
CREW
Camera Operators - G Millar
Omar Akhtar
Kenny Mitchell
Location Sound Recording - Kev White
Re-recording Engineer - G Millar
Assistant Recording Engineer - Duncan Mitchelson
Foley Artists - G Millar
Duncan Mitchelson
Pam Paton
Location Scout - Duncan Mitchelson
Catering - Pam Paton
Vickys dads
Linda Groves
Morag
G. Millar (Soups)
Transport Managers - P. Paton
Duncan Mitchelson
Drivers - Marc Gibson
George Peacock
Richard Elliot
Shirley Steele
Runner Leigh Butler
Photography - Omar Akhtar
Administration - OmarAkhtar
Pam Paton
Costume Design - Morag Nowell
Costume Production - Morag Nowell
Sewing Fairies - Dawn OBrien
Shirley Steele
Francis
Julie Mitchell
Graham
Hobby Animals Design and Production - Dot Hain
I.T. - Glenn Millar
Omar Akhtar
John
Best Boy - Leigh Butler
Propsmasters - Pam Paton
Morag Nowell
Props Assistants - Linda Groves
Sarah Bromley
Ganjalfs nob handler - Leigh Butler
Head of Make Up - Gary Porter
Make Up Assistant - Sarah Bromley
Production Crew
Phil Brown
Alison Blake
Accomodation - Mark Wilson
Electrical - Kev White
Key Grip - Kev White
PR - Glenn
Omar
Pam
Victoria Tate
Maureen Cromar
John
Fabs
Imogen Bidwell
Dave Scrimgeour
Director - Glenn Millar
Assistant Director - Omar Akhtar
Executive Producers - Glenn Millar, Colin Mitchel
Thanks To
Cabbage Hall Farm Dunino
Instep Initiatives Ltd Chamber?
Mike Arnott Old Steeple *
Leslie Christian Charity Shop
* Cairn OMohr
Little Sisters of the Poor Dundee
Franks Army Stores -Kirkcaldy
Army Surplus - Dundee
* Utopia Costumes Dundee
The Reading Rooms Dundee
The Dog House Dundee
Vintage Strings Dundee
Colin Lowe Pharmacy Dundee
The Shelter Shop Dundee
McDonalds Card Shop Dundee
Dundee Rep
Martin Ryderch Dildos Cottage
Rescobie Loch
Special Thanks to The residents of Kingoodie
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