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Posted by The Crow on 10/26/05 07:11
"howie feltersnatch" <oohno.tell@spam.com> wrote in message
news:djmc3e$r4e$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
> where in the fuck did holler come from mixing horror and thriller, what a
> pile of dog shit, you need to masterbate more and get a life dog knob.
>
Funny, I didn't know that masturbating constituted getting a life. Is that
the kind of life where I sit in my bedroom at my mummies house, where I
still live, masturbating over old episodes of Neighbours on Betamax, jerking
off to images of a version of Kylie Minogue that looks like a massacre in a
fraggle nursery? I presume that's your life, since you feel that
masturbating more is a good thing.
Plus which, I would suggest that you don't criticise my admittedly pitiful
attempts at creativity, since you can't even spell the word masturbation,
mistaking the act of knocking one off the wrist for the past time of messing
around with the youngest Bates son. So, enlighten me, what does it mean to
master-Bate, and don't you worry that it's illegal? wanker.
Learn to spell, find a better future for yourself than merely suggesting
everyone simply wank more, and think about what you're saying in future
friend.
This email was very hard to write, because, as with my dog dick, I find it
hard to manage the keyboard with my paws. That's why I prefer self-head to
manual masturbation.
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