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Posted by Nige on 01/14/06 15:18
Rolo Tomassi wrote:
> Duck walks into a pub and asks for a beer and a sandwich.
>
>
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> The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".
>
>
> "I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.
>
>
> "And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.
>
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> "I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I
> have my beer and my sandwich please?".
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> "Certainly", says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's
> just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round
> this way?".
>
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> "I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
> Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and
> leaves.
>
> This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes
> to town....
>
> The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the
> landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this
> duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks
> beer and everything!".
>
> "Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give
> me a call".
>
>
> So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the
> landlord says,
>
> "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job,
> paying really good money!"
>
>
> "Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"
>
> "At the circus", says the landlord.
>
> "The circus?" the duck enquires.
>
> "That's right", replies the landlord.
>
> "The circus?" Yes, that place with the big tent?".
> "Yeah"
> "With all the animals?"
> "Of Course"
> "With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle",
> asks the duck.
>
> "That's right!" says the landlord.
>
> The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want
> with a plasterer?"
Jesus!
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