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Posted by nappY Si on 11/05/05 00:47
News:
Avid Technology, Inc. today announced the Avid
Liquefied-crap product line, the company's new
non-solid liquefied laxative software and
bowelware
offerings, for constipated videographers, tight
assed
government and corporate video producers, and
confused
fibre-challenged enthusiasts.
"With Avid Liquefied-Crap, we introduce the
ideal product
for people who want it all - editing, surround
audio,
DVD, titling, effects and, a natural and healthy
bowel
configuration - and want it in one affordable
easily
insertable applicator," said Dana Ruzucka, vice
president,
Digital-Digestion Product Marketing, at Avid.
"For them, Avid Liquefied-Crap is the ideal
solution: one
easy-to-insert applicator, one comfortable curve,
without
sacrificing pleasure or performance."
Avid Liquefied-Crap: Guaranteed to make
your productions run - like diarrhea.
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