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Posted by ~misfit~ on 10/02/45 11:44
Chrome Boy wrote:
> A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing all on board.
> At the pearly gates St Peter asks
> "Before you are let through, have you ever touched a mans genitals?"
>
> The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
> "Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water, and you can pass" said St
> Peter.
>
> The second nun said "I once touched some genitals with my hand."
> "Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."
>
> Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the back of the queue,
> and Sister Marie barged to the front.
> "Well", she explained to St Peter, "I want to wash my mouth out before
> Sister Bernadette washes her arse."
Heh! I haven't heard that one for years and years.
Luckilly I'm half-senile so I'd forgotten the end (until I read it again) so
enjoyed it just as much this time.
Just had a thought: About the only up-side I can see to failing memory and,
perhaps Alzheimers, is that I won't have to keep downloading new torrents.
I'll just watch the good ones I already have over and over.
--
~Shaun~
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