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Posted by Ricardo MadGello on 07/15/06 16:50
"HellPopeHuey" <HellPopeHuey@Boom.net> wrote in message
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| I went to see that damned movie and PHEWWEEEE! what a stench. The
| acting is about as good as you could ask for, the effects are
| outstanding and the soundtrack was a cut above.
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| However, the whole thing reeks of sniveling, emo-band breast-beating.
| There's no damned humor in it, a gross oversight and its essentially a
| giant chick-flick with none of the endearing attributes that rescue a
| certain number of them from terminal insipidity. Aside from the
| all-too-few super-power scenes, which do rock, its a buncha longing
| looks, melodramatic shticks and retreaded, RETARDED classic Superman
| sayings reworked so as not to offend the politically-correct
| puckerbutts. Its almost like Goethe's "The Sorrows of Young Werther" in
| red and blue tights.
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| One of the biggest stinks is several visuals and bits of dialogue that
| are a revolting sop to the Christian crowd that keeps pressing us all
| forward into dynamic mediocrity. Its SUPERMAN, NOT FUCKING DAMNED JESUS.
| You might as well press raccoon crap into discs as make DVDs of this
| wimptastic cod's wallop.
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| The real offense of it is that it really TRIES to be a good flick and
| it has many of the overtones one would associate with same. It does flow
| well and a lot of obvious craft went into it, but it fails on so many
| counts, even a fanboy should be revolted. Its also 30 minutes too long.
| I knew it was a flop when I realized my mind had wandered enough to be
| thinking about dinner and whatever had my shoe stuck to the floor.
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| "Batman Begins" had balls; "Superman Returns" has a floppy vagina.
Is that an 8", 5 1/4", or 3 1/2" floppy vagina?
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| HellPope Huey
| Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
| Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
| "What have you got there?"
| Said the Pie man unto Simon,
| "Pies, you dumb #$%!"
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| A reputation once broken may possibly be repaired,
| but the world will always keep their eyes
| on the spot where the crack was.
| ~ Joseph Hall
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| So, is mainlining dog testosterone
| working out well for you then?
| ~ Saint Joe Cosby
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