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Posted by Don M. on 11/10/06 18:56
"Eddie" <hawaii-50@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:30:37 GMT, "dadiOH" <dadiOH@guesswhere.com>
> wrote:
>
> >Eddie wrote:
> >
> >>>>>> btw, tried calling 'ya but keep
> >>>>>> getting "called failed" on my cell ph.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> So use a land line, they work :)
> >>>> I don't have a long distance carrier. Cell ph. has free long
> >>>> distance. The days of long distance on a land line went out about
> >>>> the same time as the dinosaurs.
> >>>
> >>> So you embrace technological innovation even when it doesn't work?
> >>> Whatcha been smoking, buey?
> >> y como sabes que no era la culpa de tu telefono buey!
> >
> >Porque tu recibiste el mensaje por supuesto :)
> >__________
> >
> >> A lo menos no
> >> tengo que pagar por larga distancia. No me digas que no tienes
> >> celular.
> >
> >Te digo exactamente eso. No me gustan telefonos en general y
> >especialmente los celulares.
> ah que la chi - - I can see you now, down an embankment, car's upside
> down, it's on fire, seatbelt is jammed, you can't get out, slowly the
> gas tank leaks toward the flames, you're legs are bent, ah, but your
> hand can reach out to your cell phone to call for help, but wait, it's
> a dream, you really don't have a cell phone to call 911, ha, so you
> yell, HELP!!, but wait, you're down 300 feet, the car will explode in
> 45 minutes, and no one can hear you, you will wait there in agony,
> knowing that if you had a cell phone you could be rescued. But no!
> you had decided that cell phones were for yuppies, or whatever they
> call 'em in FLA and you refused to buy one. So now you slide a CD
> containing 15 of your favorite jazz songs into your car CD player and
> listen to Duke Ellington play away while you await your fate. But
> wait again, M comes to the rescue as she got ejected when the car
> plunged downward and she secretly had obtained a cell phone. So she
> quickly dials 911 only to find that there is no signal.
> Eddie
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Bad, bad things can happen when people get stuff secretly.
I don't use cell phones either, but endorse driving with parachute, snorkel and clean
underwear.
Don
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