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Posted by ik on 11/27/06 19:21
"Chrome Boy" <AccroxR@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
news:UcydnVQ3AcjVTfnYRVnyhA@bt.com...
>A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party.
>
> He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he
> writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.
> A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
>
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit.
> The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden
> leg
> you will be just right as a Pirate.
> The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so
> he writes a letter of complaint.
>
> A week passes and he received another parcel.
>
> Dear Sir,
> Sorry about the previous parcel.
> Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and
> with your bald head you will really look the part.
>
> The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from
> emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he
> writes a really rude letter of complaint.
> A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an
> accompanying letter:
>
> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
> Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up
> your arse and go as a toffee apple.
>
>
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