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Posted by PhilO on 09/15/07 17:22
<rlippman6@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:tnene3lv34s9jf6p02foajf25q1m3v8mp2@4ax.com...
> HELP - I got my dick stuck in my dvd player.
> The dvd went inside, the door closed and my dick is stuck in there.
> The dvd is spinning and wearing the tip off my dick, plus the laser is
> burning my dick really bad.
> Please HELP ME !!!!!
>
> Ron
First unplug it to prevent any further injuries , wrap the cord around it
and carry it into the kitchen, locate the knife drawer , jab a fork in each
eyeball so you can't see the next step . Grope in the drawer for a large
serrated knife and slice of your wiener , then slide it into your jugular to
stop the inevitable pain.
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