Posted by Quirk Manly on 02/11/06 21:46

"Roy L. Fuchs" <roylfuchs@urfargingicehole.org> wrote in message
news:hm8lu1puo8ukpj5n2hs99m6acjd4c1f3sq@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 8 Feb 2006 18:28:45 -0500, "Quirk Manly"
> <quirk_manly@yahoo.co.uk> Gave us:
>
>>But is his name "Fuchs"? Or is he simply a Kurt Russell groupie?
>
> Kurt Russell's character name was not Fuchs, ya fuckin' retard!
> Also, your IQ just dropped 20 points for utter lack of common sense.
>
>> If I were
>>an individual that constantly questions the maturity of other posters, but
>>is apt to using terms like "fucktard", then I too would hide behind a pen
>>name.
>
> I am not hiding, you retarded FUCK. Usenet is an anonymous place. Do
> you think I want anal retarded twits like you to have my real name?
> If I commit a crime, I am 100% traceable, so fuck off until that
> happens, dipshit.
>>
>>And damn do I like top-posting - the view from up here is great!
>
> You're a goddamned Usenet retard, and there is no way around that
> FACT until you fucking BONE UP, little boy. You are no more than a
> fucking mosh pit punk adolescent twit. Do you also wear your pants
> down past the crack of your ass? If your answer is yes, then it
> figures right in with your utterly stupid behavior here.
>
> Get a clue, fucktard!

Well I guess that depends on which Kurt Russell movie you are watching, you
sad felcher. And what you being a complete cunt has to do with my IQ is
something I will never fathom.

Each and every one of your (unintentionally, but still very humorous)
diatribes exemplify you to be someone who, be it anonymous or not, have a
grasp of the English language that most grade-school students would be
ashamed of. Roy, if you are going to cuss, and that is your right as a
Usenet user, at least do it an educated and creative manner. Until the time
when you are prepared to do that, I guess I'll content myself waiting for
the post when you roll out "fart knocker"and "dick wad" from your gossamer
like armory of powder puff insults.

Almost as laughable as your attempts to damn people with your self-deluded
un-rapier like wit were your comments on anonymity. Are you saying that you
need to remain untraceable in the event that you choose to commit some
sinister online crime - possibly posting copyrighted pictures on a
senior-citizen binary group? If you were suggesting as such, then you are
hiding Roy, regardless of what you may believe. That's what a disguise (or
in this case, a pen-name) is Roy - a way of hiding a real identity. However,
I suspect that you are more likely to be concerned at the prospect of
receiving an aged turd in the mail from some gleeful soul who found you on
the white pages, but whatever makes you happy I guess.

Ultimately, I truly hope that you sort your anger issues out. Being such a
tightly wound spring of rage is not good for you man, and potentially it
could make you very ill. Lighten up and you still have a chance to see your
14th birthday.

Now potter off back to Angryville and stop stamping your size 6s in public.

Lots of love

QM

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