Posted by Triffid on 08/27/05 20:14

Josh Edgar confusingly scribbled at the top of the page:
>
> "Triffid" <spamme@microsoft.com> wrote in message
> news:4310a3fb@212.67.96.135...
>> Hammerer wrote:
>>> "Josh Edgar" <jte11@verizon.net> top-posted
>>> in message news:O__Pe.1684$FL1.1125@trnddc09...
>>>
>>>> "Triffid" <spamme@microsoft.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:43106f76@212.67.96.135...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> Josh Edgar wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>> I would bet Hammerer is probably some sick human being who
>>>>>> spends 99 percent of his time in the "alt.sex.fetish" newsgroup.
>>>>>
>>>>> There's an alt.sex.fetish? Anyhow, he's probly far too busy suckin
>>>>> on that good ole Maryjane. Lucky Maryjane!
>>>>
>>>> No Triffid, maryjane means marijuana. Duh.
>>>>
>>>
>>> You have to admit - he got you there, Triffs. He pulled a fast one, and
>>> found you out in a glaring, fatal error.
>>
>> It's the blue screen of Josh.
>>
>>> Imagine not knowing that maryjane
>>> means marijuana?! You bloody fool! Now you're in the invidious position
>>> of
>>> being the first one, here, to be spanked by what must be the most
>>> idiotic,
>>> mindless, spamming cretin to hit this newsgroup in years! "Duh" indeed,
>>> eh?!
>>>
>>
>> Alas, I am unworthy of this group. I realise that now. I need a good
>> spanking. Could I borrow Maryjane for a couple of hours?
>
> You asshole Triffid. You obviously don't get it. MARYJANE IS NOT A PERSON!
> But it would be amazingly funny for you to go out on the street and ask
> for a Maryjane to go bounce around with.
>

I don't get out that much really. But I'm sure that on the right street
corners I could find *both* Maryjanes. Possbly even a Emmylou, and a
Sherrilee as well. Perhaps they all sell it?

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