Posted by anthonyberet on 08/28/05 07:44

Anakin Skywalker wrote:
> Hammerer, Hammerer, Hammerer.
>
> Where the fuck did you get the name Hammerer?
>
> Oh I know. You "hammer" your wife every night with a dildo... cause you
> don't have the "tool" it needs to have a sexual relationship.
>
> Hahahahahahaha.
>
> Ha.
>
Says Anakin, who got his arms and legs cut off, torso and head burned,
and who had to wear daft fancy dress for the rest of his unshaggable life.
I think Hammerer is called Hammerer for the same reason your mum and dad
call you 'Spastic' - it just suits.

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