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Posted by FinnTroll on 10/02/05 09:09
"Colin Davies" <colind5ATnospamyahooDOTcom@> skrev i meddelandet
news:v9juj1pkoinao5ei1ri87h93rlj8si6b1m@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 18:46:10 -0700, "Billy Joe"
> <see.id.line@invalid.org> wrote:
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>>anytimej wrote:
>>> Did anyone use/ is using 3.51? I
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>>You really can't do this!!
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>>Has anyone used, or is anyone using (WinMX) 3.51 ...
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>>Get with the language, eh? It's not all that hard. Do you want the French
>>to win???
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>>BJ
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> Oh Gawd! Thanks, BJ.
>
> C
umm .... me swedish ... me want tell joke on here in wonderful languege of
Swenglish
It was when Viggen (a military aircraft) for the first time flew in England. The
journalist wanted to impress his listeners, so he said;
You should see, the plain took a big fart and vanished
like a prick in the air !
(Fart in swedih = Speed, Prick = Dot,)
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An Englishman entered a swedish bank, and asked for a depository.
"Sure", said the clerk, "would you please fill in this blanket (blankett = form),
and show me your leg" (leg is short for legitimation in Sweden).
Wondring over wich blanket the clerk meant, and why she'd want to see his leg (he
was more than 70 years after all), hejust stood there.
The clerk wanted to get on with the conversation, and carried on;
"Would you like a big fack or a small fack?".
(Depository in swedish is 'bank-fack and fack is pronounced 'Fuck')
At that point, all the clerks collegues was laughing quite a lot...
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An engieneer were to open a technical fair and welcome all the people who had come
there and said;
'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this technical mess!'
(fair = mssa, wich is pronounced almost like mess-a)
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A guy who visited london, wanted to buy dart-arrows. He entered the shop and said
the following to the clerk: "Have you got any piles?" (arrows = Pilar)
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One Irishman and a swede met on the street (, and the following dialogue came;
- You are not English are you?
- No, Im from Ireland.
- Yes, I thought I could tell from your R:s.
The Irishman looked confused and wondered to himself how someone could tell by his
arse that he was Irish...
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Thats it for now, more might follow....
:D
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