Posted by Perseus on 01/19/41 11:28

On Sun, 02 Oct 2005 09:09:01 GMT, "FinnTroll" <yab@roll.uc> wrote:

>
>"Colin Davies" <colind5ATnospamyahooDOTcom@> skrev i meddelandet
>news:v9juj1pkoinao5ei1ri87h93rlj8si6b1m@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 18:46:10 -0700, "Billy Joe"
>> <see.id.line@invalid.org> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>anytimej wrote:
>>>> Did anyone use/ is using 3.51? I
>>>
>>>You really can't do this!!
>>>
>>>Has anyone used, or is anyone using (WinMX) 3.51 ...
>>>
>>>Get with the language, eh? It's not all that hard. Do you want the French
>>>to win???
>>>
>>>BJ
>>
>> =============================================
>>
>> Oh Gawd! Thanks, BJ.
>>
>> C
>
>umm .... me swedish ... me want tell joke on here in wonderful languege of
>Swenglish
>
>It was when Viggen (a military aircraft) for the first time flew in England. The
>journalist wanted to impress his listeners, so he said;
>
>You should see, the plain took a big fart and vanished
>like a prick in the air !
>(Fart in swedih = Speed, Prick = Dot,)
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>An Englishman entered a swedish bank, and asked for a depository.
>
>"Sure", said the clerk, "would you please fill in this blanket (blankett = form),
>and show me your leg" (leg is short for legitimation in Sweden).
>
>Wondring over wich blanket the clerk meant, and why she'd want to see his leg (he
>was more than 70 years after all), hejust stood there.
>The clerk wanted to get on with the conversation, and carried on;
>
>"Would you like a big fack or a small fack?".
>(Depository in swedish is 'bank-fack and fack is pronounced 'Fuck')
>
>At that point, all the clerks collegues was laughing quite a lot...
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>An engieneer were to open a technical fair and welcome all the people who had come
>there and said;
>
>'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this technical mess!'
>(fair = mässa, wich is pronounced almost like mess-a)
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>A guy who visited london, wanted to buy dart-arrows. He entered the shop and said
>the following to the clerk: "Have you got any piles?" (arrows = Pilar)
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>One Irishman and a swede met on the street (, and the following dialogue came;
>
>- You are not English are you?
>- No, I´m from Ireland.
>- Yes, I thought I could tell from your R:s.
>
>The Irishman looked confused and wondered to himself how someone could tell by his
>arse that he was Irish...
>
>----------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>Thats it for now, more might follow....
>:D

LOL. Absolutely hilarious!

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