Posted by speeder on 01/19/20 11:28

On Tue, 4 Oct 2005 22:41:08 +0100, "Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com>
wrote:

>> Did you know Hammerer that you and speeder are posting from the same ISP?
>>
>I wouldn't know, George. I don't know what his ISP is. And he doesn't know
>what mine is. And you don't know what mine or his is. We seem to be posting
>from the same news-server, though. Hey, George . . . . you seem to know as
>much about all this stuff as you do about WinMX, DLL & batch files! Yes!

Of course you do, Hammerer. Because George knows that you and I are
one and the same. So if I know my ISP, you know it too. And George
knows it too. So that means you and George are the same! Nooooo!!

>> The chances are you and he not being one and the same is pretty slim.
>>
>Yet you still think that we *are* one and the same, George. You're confused
>again.

He's got it right, you know. Except that we are not one and the same
we are three and the same! Yes! Because since you and George are the
same, and I and you are one, we are are all the same! Who's the one
confused now?

>> If you aren't he my apologies and yes he should be banned.
>>
>I aren't he, George - and apology accepted. And yes - he should be banned.
>He's a troublemaker.

No, you're not he, you are him. Apologies not accepted. How can you
accept apologies to yourself? Now THAT would be foolish and we can't
tolerate that, now can we?.

>> If you are he then yes you should be banned.
>>
>I aren't he, George. And yes - I should be banned. I've always said that.
>I'm a troublemaker.

Yes, troublemakers should be banned. We are all on the same page now!
Of course, we are not three but only one!!

>> Who exactly is going to be doing all this banning is another question.
>>
>And it's a GOOD question, George. Really. Just as long as you promise me
>that you won't write-up an explanatory post about how it should be done.
>That would be silly.

That's the easy question. Of course it is the Banning Committee,
EVERYONE knows THAT.

>PS
>The only way out of this terrible mess is if EVERYONE is banned. Just to
>make sure! Eh?!

Not only that but it would be impossible otherwise because EVERYONE
here is just one and the same! Troublemakers!

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