Posted by Loco Jones on 10/07/05 19:35

"Hammerer" <hammerer@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:4346c733$0$49022$14726298@news.sunsite.dk...
> "Angrie.Woman" wrote...
< s n i p >
> > > Great, Chrost! Statistics show that those who have very
> > > nice asses, thank you, receive much shorter sentences when
> > > convicted of using illegal P2P programs! Those lawyers and
> > > judges are such preverts . . . . which is a good thing, in your
> > > case.
> >
> > I'll vouch for that. Wear your hair up, a nice navy suit, with a
> > skirt above the knee. Pumps that are just a hair over sensible.
>
> I appreciate the advice, but I think that if *I* turned up turned-out
> like that, I'd face a 20-year stretch down the stripey hole. If there's
> one thing the British judicial system can't stand, it's transvestisism.
> Apparently.

Yet, they have that whole "wigs and gowns" thing going on.
I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn there's some serious lingerie
action happening under the robes as well.

- Loco -
(Now Playing: Dude <Looks Like A Lady> - Aerosmith)

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