Posted by HellPope Huey on 11/06/05 18:23

Admiral Brian R. Perps wrote:
> HellPope Huey wrote:
>
> > "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and
> > > how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
>
> In my travels, I have seen many things, and one of them was *not* an emu
> taking a vicious dump. Of course I was intrigued. Imagine my
> disappointment when I opened the file to discover an ill lit and poorly
> subtitled short of Serbian sailors buggering a cockapoo.

That last sentence sounds like a lyric from a Klaus Nomi ballad. I
wanna copy that and put it in some church songbooks, see if people will
try to SING it as the last stanza of some drippy Jezus tune. "....
bug-ger-ring a cock-a-pooooo, aaaaaaahhhh-meennnnnnnnnnnnnnn."

--

HellPope Huey
So, is it rapping, demonic possession
or Tourette's? Who $#@! knows?

He'd do the lindy to Jimi Hendrix.
He twisted and twirled, he waved his arms
like a conductor on amphetamines, until sweat
was dripping down the middle of his back.
No one there knew he was
a prominent doctor of sociology,
with years of experience as a college professor
and several well-respected books.
They just thought he was some old nut.
~ Mitch Albom, "Tuesdays With Morrie"

I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
~ Gary Valentine

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