Posted by Seperatist9 on 11/06/05 18:42

HellPope Huey wrote:
> Admiral Brian R. Perps wrote:
> > HellPope Huey wrote:
> >
> > > "An emu taking a vicious dump." How does one take a VICIOUS dump and
> > > > how does an EMU take one, for that matter?
> >
> > In my travels, I have seen many things, and one of them was *not* an emu
> > taking a vicious dump. Of course I was intrigued. Imagine my
> > disappointment when I opened the file to discover an ill lit and poorly
> > subtitled short of Serbian sailors buggering a cockapoo.
>
> That last sentence sounds like a lyric from a Klaus Nomi ballad. I
> wanna copy that and put it in some church songbooks, see if people will
> try to SING it as the last stanza of some drippy Jezus tune. "....
> bug-ger-ring a cock-a-pooooo, aaaaaaahhhh-meennnnnnnnnnnnnnn."
>
> --
>
> HellPope Huey
> So, is it rapping, demonic possession
> or Tourette's? Who $#@! knows?
>
> He'd do the lindy to Jimi Hendrix.
> He twisted and twirled, he waved his arms
> like a conductor on amphetamines, until sweat
> was dripping down the middle of his back.
> No one there knew he was
> a prominent doctor of sociology,
> with years of experience as a college professor
> and several well-respected books.
> They just thought he was some old nut.
> ~ Mitch Albom, "Tuesdays With Morrie"
>
> I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms.
> ~ Gary Valentine
>
> http://www.beat-factory.net/hellpope/

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