Posted by BW on 09/09/05 12:59

In article <dfmfe6$ef5$3@nwrdmz02.dmz.ncs.ea.ibs-infra.bt.com>, 5605
<not@chance.com> wrote:

> On 2005-09-07 10:22:16 +0100, "RCE Defiant"
> <peterstonesfcukthespam@hotmail.co.uk> said:
>
> > "evening all" <pc69_evening_all@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:X1pTe.3870$oq4.62@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
> >> It now seems that the UK police Farce, sorry Force have a new
> >> initiative in their fight against
> >>
> >> crime.......................................................................
> >> .............
> Ticketing
> >>
> >> motorists who park too near the edge of a road.
> > <SNIP>
> >
> > Excellent news, the amount of time's I've almost crashed into some
> > f*cker parked near the edge of a road is unreal. They should have
> > their car carried away and crushed and handed back to them in a carrier
> > bag.
>
> I recently had to attend a job of this nature. the vehivle was parked
> such that people exiting the junction could not see traffic coming from
> the right except for the last 15 metres or so. I phoned the RO and had
> him move it. Had I not been able to get hold of him I would NOT have
> ticketed him...
>
> .. I'd have had the vehicle recovered. £120 plus £20 a day. Heh!

My other half's a Chief Inspector and his ideal solution to illegal
parking would be to remove the vehicle, crush it to the size of a 2
foot by 2 foot cube and return it to the owner. That would presumably
ensure it wouldn't happen again.

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