Posted by Quagmire aka DinZ on 10/26/05 08:10

"The Crow" <Thecrow@nobodyspimp.com> wrote in message
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> "howie feltersnatch" <oohno.tell@spam.com> wrote in message
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>> where in the fuck did holler come from mixing horror and thriller, what a
>> pile of dog shit, you need to masterbate more and get a life dog knob.
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> Funny, I didn't know that masturbating constituted getting a life. Is
> that the kind of life where I sit in my bedroom at my mummies house, where
> I still live, masturbating over old episodes of Neighbours on Betamax,
> jerking off to images of a version of Kylie Minogue that looks like a
> massacre in a fraggle nursery? I presume that's your life, since you feel
> that masturbating more is a good thing.
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> Plus which, I would suggest that you don't criticise my admittedly pitiful
> attempts at creativity, since you can't even spell the word masturbation,
> mistaking the act of knocking one off the wrist for the past time of
> messing around with the youngest Bates son. So, enlighten me, what does
> it mean to master-Bate, and don't you worry that it's illegal? wanker.
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> Learn to spell, find a better future for yourself than merely suggesting
> everyone simply wank more, and think about what you're saying in future
> friend.
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> This email was very hard to write, because, as with my dog dick, I find it
> hard to manage the keyboard with my paws. That's why I prefer self-head
> to manual masturbation.


Ahhh its half term time again I see.

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