Posted by The Crow on 10/26/05 08:39

"Quagmire aka DinZ" <dinsddy74@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "The Crow" <Thecrow@nobodyspimp.com> wrote in message
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>> "howie feltersnatch" <oohno.tell@spam.com> wrote in message
>> news:djmc3e$r4e$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...
>>> where in the fuck did holler come from mixing horror and thriller, what
>>> a pile of dog shit, you need to masterbate more and get a life dog knob.
>>>
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>> Funny, I didn't know that masturbating constituted getting a life. Is
>> that the kind of life where I sit in my bedroom at my mummies house,
>> where I still live, masturbating over old episodes of Neighbours on
>> Betamax, jerking off to images of a version of Kylie Minogue that looks
>> like a massacre in a fraggle nursery? I presume that's your life, since
>> you feel that masturbating more is a good thing.
>>
>>
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>> Plus which, I would suggest that you don't criticise my admittedly
>> pitiful attempts at creativity, since you can't even spell the word
>> masturbation, mistaking the act of knocking one off the wrist for the
>> past time of messing around with the youngest Bates son. So, enlighten
>> me, what does it mean to master-Bate, and don't you worry that it's
>> illegal? wanker.
>>
>>
>>
>> Learn to spell, find a better future for yourself than merely suggesting
>> everyone simply wank more, and think about what you're saying in future
>> friend.
>>
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>> This email was very hard to write, because, as with my dog dick, I find
>> it hard to manage the keyboard with my paws. That's why I prefer
>> self-head to manual masturbation.
>
>
> Ahhh its half term time again I see.
>

I wish I had that excuse. Unfortunately I think I'm a little old to get
away with it.

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