Posted by Rolo Tomassi on 01/13/06 22:25

Duck walks into a pub and asks for a beer and a sandwich.



The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".


"I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.


"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.


"I see your ears are working", says the duck, "Now can I
have my beer and my sandwich please?".


"Certainly", says the landlord, "sorry about that, it's
just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this
way?".


"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck.
Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and
leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes
to town....

The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the
landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you? I know this duck
that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and
everything!".

"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, "get him to give
me a call".


So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the
landlord says,

"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job,
paying really good money!"


"Yeah?" says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus", says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck enquires.

"That's right", replies the landlord.

"The circus?" Yes, that place with the big tent?".
"Yeah"
"With all the animals?"
"Of Course"
"With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle",
asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck looks confused. "What the f*ck would they want
with a plasterer?"

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