Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 10/11/05 07:05

George Hammond, <ghammond1@earthlink.net>, the shuddery, maggoty dustbin,
and maker of powdered lime from burnt bones, gave forth:

> On Tue, 11 Oct 2005 11:05:08 +0545, "Kadaitcha Man"
> <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> wrote:
>
>> George Hammond, <ghammond1@earthlink.net>, the bacterial, odoriferous
>> miscreant, and dog-whipper, cackled:
>>
>>
>>> [Hammond]
>>> Yeah... that's because any computer monitor can be used as
>>> a "t.v." if it has the appropriate software for generating
>>> a t.v. signal. So what.... there's no way to "edit" a DVD
>>> and make an invisble move out of it.
>>>
>>> Like I say, you'd have to use videotape.... edit it on
>>> a computer.... and then play it on a VCR.
>>
>> So, is that a Phase Alternating Line playback VCR, which plays back
>> at 25 frames per second, or is it an NTSC VCR, which plays back at
>> 29.97fps frames per second unless it's recorded on NTSC film, which
>> records at
>> 23.976fps, George?
>
> [Hammond]
> Makes no difference.... since the "refresh rate" of the human brain
> itself (known as the PFF=picture fusion frequency) is 15 Hz....

human brain? Not adult? Not child? No distinction?

> therefore the average person (IQ=100) cannot SEE more than 15 frames
> per second.... all the rest are unnecessary extras put in there for a
> variety of odd reasons, such as:
>
> 1. The sound track will warble at less than 24 fps.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

> 2. Haf the powerline frequency happens to be 30 Hz.
> 3. Blah, blah, blah
>
> this is proven by the fact that all movies (silent moves) made
> between 1890 and 1920 were shot a 16 frames per second.
>
>
> <snip, typographical crap>
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