Posted by Bob on 12/22/09 11:26

On Mon, 12 Sep 2005 10:16:05 GMT, "Netmask"
<netmask56NoFleas@gmail.com> wrote:
I
>>>I have a can handy near my desk because I use it to polish the brass
>>> bolsters on my switchblade collection.

>I'm more worried about the 'switchblade collection' a budding jack the
>ripper!

You are what psychiatrists call a "hoplophobe". That's a person who
has an irrational fear of weapons. It's the hoplophobe we need to be
concerned about, not the switchblade collector. According to Freud:

"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional
maturity." The wish is father to the fear, i.e. the fear of weapons
arises from an unconcious impulse or wish to do something
socially-unacceptable with them. This is combined with a lack of
mature coping mechanisms to deal with these feelings. Ever notice just
how angry and impulsive hoplophobes are."


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