Posted by Hammerer on 02/12/06 19:18

"anthonyberet" <nospam@me.invalid> wrote in message
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> Hammerer wrote:
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> > "anthonyberet" <nospam@me.invalid> wrote in message
> > news:458iulF5fhmjU1@individual.net...
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> >> I too think Dean martin seems like a good bet,
> >> as does Louis Armstrong.
> >>
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> >
> > Mm? Louis Armstrong agrees with you that Dean martin seems like
> > a good bet? Armstrong's a deader, isn't he? I must say I never had
> > you down as a Satanic, necromancing, ouija-board wielding medium,
> > anthonyberet. Have you ever thought of going into business with those
> > skills? Some people will pay *anything* to hear word from their dead
> > relatives, pets, etc. I saw a documentary about it on the telly.
> >
>
> Hey, have you ever tried brushing your teeth (if you have any)
> with an electric toohbrush while reading Usenet?
>
While reading? Never. Only while writing. There's just something so
therepeutic about brushing your tooh's with your electric toohbrush while
tapping the old keys. Some say it's immoral . . . . more fools they.
>
> It makes the screen go all wobbly. - I originally thought it was some
> sort of electro-magnetic effect on my monitor (a CRT), but when I
> take the brush out of my mouth it stops!
>
Ah - it must be one of those badly-designed electric toohbrushes that, when
you give it a good yank, the on-off switch catches on a tooh, and it
switches off! It doesn't pay, in the long run, to buy electric toohbrushes
at those "iffy" car-boot sales. Sure, they're cheap, but also so
un-ergonomic, and, frankly, unsafe. If it doesn't have a good old British
'Kite' trademark on it, don't buy it.
>
> No! It is in fact my eyeballs vibrating!
>
I've seen those as well, at "the markets". Those comedy, vibrating eyes are
a laugh! With a pair of those, a set of those chattering clockwork teeth,
and one of those little spring-loaded dogs that do somersaults (and go
"YIP"!), one becomes the life and soul of the party, I always find!

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