Posted by wunnuy on 02/24/06 19:55

Bob wrote:
> On 24 Feb 2006 08:06:51 -0800, "wunnuy" <wunnuy@netzero.net> wrote:
>
> >BB is actually a worse run company.
>
> The goal of corporate management is not customer satisfaction but
> shareholder value, especially when coporate management owns lots of
> stock options at a low strike price..
>
> How to enhance shareholder value:
>
> 1) First you terminate all talented people because they are paid the
> most. Make the incompetent buttlickers lots of overtime to make up for
> the loss of talented people.
>
> 2) Cut back on customer service, especially anything that enhances the
> bottom line. Outsource tech support, IT, accounting, etc.
>
> 3) Sell off everything to raise one-time cash.
>
> 4) Freeze worker pensions.
>
> 5) Sell out the moment the stock hits a peak.
>
> 6) Snorkel in the Caymans or yodel in the Alps the rest of your
> wealthy life.


Crimany, Bob, this was the best post you ever wrote. I actually agree
with you on this one.

[Back to original message]