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Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 03/21/06 00:28
Kantica22@Kletca.com <kantica22@nospam.charter.net>, the geriatric
itinerant and theatrical cannibal who likes disgusting midget mangling
with Siamese cats, and whose partner is a loose-legged woman with a
comfortable hairy mary, wrote in <ACHTf.1229$St7.1034@fe02.lga>:
> Well, okay, now you've done it. You've gone, in a rather short epriod
> of time; from being an "exposed outright Delusional liar" to now
> you've called into question YOUR (not mine) complete "credibility"
> and "general honesty" as a member of even a "Sub-Human" Species.
> Have fun making deals online now. Aw gee, "Sybil", I guess now it's
> gonna take YEARS to setup + play a whole "new Secret ID not you yet
> 'really' you in disguise". Whoops.
> Well, okay, now you've done it. You've gone, in a rather short epriod
> of time; from being an "exposed outright Delusional liar" to now
> you've called into question YOUR (not mine) complete "credibility"
> and "general honesty" as a member of even a "Sub-Human" Species.
> Have fun making deals online now. Aw gee, "Sybil", I guess now it's
> gonna take YEARS to setup + play a whole "new Secret ID not you yet
> 'really' you in disguise". Whoops.
> Oh, and for the "Official Record" I just completed a rather LONG walk
> all the way from our local "Main Street" all the way to here, in
> complete Open, albeit snowy + cold as the 10th Level of Hell,
> Terrority without so much as a "second look" from anyone, let alone
> any "oooh <insert Scary Insane Delusional Desperately Lying Bullshit
> here>" "Muggers", "Bums", "Police Officers" or "anyone else" that you
> just now this very morning "totally swore on your and your entire
> Family's Honor existed." Good Luck with that little "slice" of
> Reality. Uh-oh. Better move to a totally different Country and laern
> to speak a totally different language + also "learn" (yes I know this
> will be quite comparable in difficulty to asking Lab Mice to build a
> Working Rocketship to Mars in under 2 hours) to deal with "real
> Reality" and not your rather "completely different from THIS world
> Made-up, already quite exposed for ALL the entire World to join ME in
> laughing at Fantasyland". Have Fun leanring new and exciting things,
> that there IS in Fact a "Real World" as completely opposed to "Your
> World". So sorry I had to be the one to break this to you, Pal, but you
> had
> to learn sometime. Yes I know your Mommy and Daddy have yet to teach
> you this, but whoops, guess I beat them to it.
> Whatever. yeah yeah sure sure. Given how "Insanely
> Desperately-Clinging to your Delusional 'Grasp' of 'Reality' actually
> is, and this by YOUR (not mine) own "admission" (well,
> "admission-by-proxy" anyway) nothing you ever say to me or perhaps
> anyone else for the rest of "your" life (no matter how many of "you"
> in your head there was until you took ME on) ever will matter OR be
> taken at "face value" ever again. To me, and perhaps the "rest" of the
> world (which is still LAUGHING
> AT "You" WITH ME, BTW) it's "all Desperately Lying Fantasy World
> Bullshit". Good Luck with that.
> Have Fun and be sure and Have a Nice (for once in your life) "Real"
> Day. Take Care, Idiot.
Oh, my goodness me. If ever there was a post that cried out for psychoanalysis, that's it.
/PROFILER ON/
Start psychological profiling
POSTER: Kantica22@Kletca.com <kantica22@nospam.charter.net>
Fog Index and Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level Calculations
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Word Count: 502
Full Stops: 24
Exclamations: 0
Questions: 0
Total Sentences: 24
Long Words: 74
Average Sentence Length: 21
Percentage of Long Words: 14.74%
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Gunning Fog Index: 14.30
Flesch-Kincaid Score: 9
Analysing 8 keywords of 74:
* exposed
* outright
* Delusional
* question
* complete
* credibility
* general
* honesty
66 keywords will not be analysed.
Performing Keyword Analysis:
Keyword 1 of 74:
* exposed:
Anticipate Kantica22@Kletca.com to never have a one-night stand while on
a holiday.
Keyword 2 of 74:
* outright:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is susceptible to feel immense guilt for emails
that sound a touch more abrupt than intended.
Keyword 3 of 74:
* Delusional:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is susceptible to go on major shopping sprees even
though he cannot afford it.
Keyword 4 of 74:
* question:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is prone to try to escape from painful or
ego-threatening situations by gain through feigned illness.
Keyword 5 of 74:
* complete:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is susceptible to seek oblivion.
Keyword 6 of 74:
* credibility:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is predisposed to use alcohol with the intention of
relieving or avoiding withdrawal symptoms.
Keyword 7 of 74:
* general:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is prone to pursue an attractive and mature 15-year
old.
Keyword 8 of 74:
* honesty:
Kantica22@Kletca.com is likely to have seriously impaired social and
occupational skills.
Kantica22@Kletca.com conforms to Histrionic personality disorder with
Factitious subtype tendencies.
Primary Motivation: to avoid perceived rejection.
Secondary Motivation: to get others to respond to him.
*** Fog Index within normal tolerance ***
*** PROLIX TIT ALERT ***
======================
Kantica22@Kletca.com has an average sentence length of 21. This person
is repetitive, depressing and interminable. Kantica22@Kletca.com may
believe he is writing an essay or epic.
*** ARSE BURGLAR ALERT ***
==========================
Kantica22@Kletca.com referenced nether regions and/or bodily functions 2 times in 502 words.
Detected the following references:
1: Bullshit
2: Bullshit
This person should be suspected of being one or more of the following:
* log-cabin raider
* buttercup
* daffodil-boy
* anal apprentice
* shehe
Also analysing for disposition to display anxiety, stress, and tension.
*** IGNORANT PIG ALERT ***
==========================
Kantica22@Kletca.com has a Flesch-Kincaid score equivalent to that of a
child of age 9. This person is dumb, an ignoramus and thick. This person
is highly likely to induce children to feel threatened. Also expect
Kantica22@Kletca.com to fear failure and humiliation.
*** NARCISSISTIC SELF-ABSORBTION ALERT ***
==========================================
Kantica22@Kletca.com referenced himself 12 times in 502 words.
Detected the following overblown self-references:
1: I
2: I
3: I
4: I
5: ME
6: I
7: I
8: I
9: me
10: ME
11: me
12: ME
This person has an enduring, abnormal behaviour pattern of being puffed
up, an egomaniac and self-centered. Expect this person to consider
others should feel privileged to be in his company, as well as being
likely to descend into post-traumatic stress disorder after witnessing a
serious or critical bodily injury or wound. Additionally the person is
emotionally unstable and immature. Psychoneurotic personality disorder
is likely; he is prone to become withdrawn to protect his self-image.
Also analysing for disposition to weigh himself at least three times a
week.
*** FASTIDIOUS PRAT ALERT ***
=============================
Detected extraneous spaces at the start of sentences.
This person is prim, exacting and assiduous. Expect Kantica22@Kletca.com
to communicate double messages.
*** Sycophancy indicators scarcely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are borderline. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.
*** Infantilism indicators barely within tolerance ***
Calculation results are variable. Additional input text is required to
determine this attribute.
The following questions are recommended to make Kantica22@Kletca.com
slobber and freak out:
1: Have you ever wished you were someone else?
2: Have you stopped performing fellatio in moving vehicles yet?
3: Would you allow yourself to be videotaped during sex?
Personality Summary (Part A):
1: a simpleton
2: tormented by delusional self-contempt
3: obsessed
Personality Summary (Part B):
4: fagoting, bulbous, febrile flathead
5: banging, lantern-jawed, sudden toilet water
6: pining, cavernous, frenetic pillow biter
Challenge/Response Predictors
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Challenge 1: You are about to fall into a deep sleep, when your partner
rolls over and wants to have sex. Do you say no and go to sleep?
Expected Response 1: Kantica22@Kletca.com is predisposed to be
fatalistic and resigned, as if nothing can be done to change anything.
Challenge 2: Is your bottom still itchy? Perhaps you have worms?
Expected Response 2: Kantica22@Kletca.com is susceptible to full of his
own 'good intentions' about everything.
Challenge 3: Do you still sleep with a stuffed animal or security
blanket?
Expected Response 3: Anticipate Kantica22@Kletca.com to attempt to
enhance his own self-esteem by patterning himself after another person.
End psychological profiling for Kantica22@Kletca.com <kantica22@nospam.charter.net>
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