Posted by Pepperoni on 03/22/06 05:14

Nah, Still Lame.


"Kantica22@Kletca.cum" <kantica22@n0spam.charter.nut> wrote in message
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>>> I like it, but he will need to improve his rant to pull the votes.



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>> Baaaad Lord Almighty (no, not "you"). Ya' quite literally git handed
>> yo' Ass on some Golden Platter, already Pre-fu**ed, and yet, ya'
>> "learn" NOTHING fum de 'espuh'ience and continue as if "nodin' at all"
>> gots'ta happened. Y' dig? Ah' guess Ah' wuz right about "you" in mah'
>> fust assumpshun, and THAT plum "confirmed" mah' suspicions. You de
>> man! His "physical body" might be wasted (due t' plum de right
>> combinashun uh mah' acshuns, mah' rapid inacshun, and his own mind)
>> but Baaaad Lord in Heaven: "You" ARE Channelin' quite sheeit Jonadan
>> Chickenshit Herroine (aka Jonadan Herron, Jonadon Herron, "probably"
>> Charlie Herron, and possibly some whole list uh "oders" dat not even
>> Ah' know about as uh yet). Okay, now dat Us guys all know THAT little
>> piece uh informashun, whateva' be "left" uh de "host" bod needs t'
>> tell Dat dude t' git de fuckin' He** out uh "deir" bod and mosey on
>> ova' back t' Hell itself (where HE duly belongs) before whut Ah'
>> helped made happen t' his "original body" happens t' 'dem" as well.
>> Dese din's tend t' happen in steps: "You've" Plum proven beyond any
>> reasonable doubt dat ya' gots' de "spirit" and now, plum likes dat, de
>> "mind" as well. Baaaad Luck wid whut tends t' come "next", dat is, IF
>> dere be any uh "you" still in dere. What it is, Mama! Jonadan, ya'
>> need t' shut down and blow "deir" bod alone. What it is, Mama! Recon'
>> me; I've wasted ya' before Ah' kin plug ya' again, and Ah' highly
>> doubt Yo' "current" host bod gots'ta totally be real much appreciative
>> when THEY wind up, frough yo' fault and mine, before St. Peta'
>> demselves and all ya' are (at dat point) be sent directly back t' Hell
>> t' "try, try again". Look, dere be hardly some "kid" alive o' wasted
>> who didn't, in some part, grow down on "Looney Tunes". Us guys ALL
>> quite likely rememba' de cartoon where Yosemite Sam, frough Bugs
>> Bunny's "fault", wuz sent t' some real cartoonish (even for den)
>> "Hell", only t' come back t' try, try again t' do some "Mirror Effect"
>> t' various different yet 'esactly-de-same "Bugs Bunny". Too bad-ass
>> for ya' Ah' gots' THAT entire plot memorized and I'se tellin' ya' now
>> Ah' see Ya' comin' likes some Moder-trucka' and it simply WON'T WORK.
>> Mosey on ova' away now and, besides de harm already dealt t' you,
>> Jonadan Chickenshit Herroine, no furda' harm gots'ta come t' "innocent
>> civilians". Ya' wants' t' bang ya' "gut it up" for once in yo' life +
>> dead and try and snatch me Likes Some MAN. Feel free t' "come git me"
>> anytime ya' wish in whatva' "form" ya' wish t' TRY: Poltergeist,
>> Demon, Vampire, Zombie, Mummy, "oder" Undead, Infected Toe/Fin'erNail,
>> o' whateva' ya' "feel" likes tryin', but for God's Sake, man, blow de
>> "innocent civilians" ALONE. I'se tellin' dis here and now, dat, since
>> a>I know You be "here", b>I know how t' deal wid "you", some + b =
>> c>my, my, my, you be only goin' t' make you be "Eternal Punishment"
>> dat much WORSE when yo' "plan" fails time afta' time afta' time afta'
>> time, but Ah' mean, even "Yosemite Sam" gots de hint and settled waaay
>> down t' his "Fate" eventually: May de Force Be Wid You, Jonadan. Slap
>> mah fro!
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