Posted by Chrome Boy on 04/06/06 22:08

A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing all on board.
At the pearly gates St Peter asks
"Before you are let through, have you ever touched a mans genitals?"

The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
"Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water, and you can pass" said St
Peter.

The second nun said "I once touched some genitals with my hand."
"Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."

Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the back of the queue, and
Sister Marie barged to the front.
"Well", she explained to St Peter, "I want to wash my mouth out before
Sister Bernadette washes her arse."

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