Posted by Hammerer on 11/17/88 11:44

"Chrome Boy" <AccroxR@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vtGdnQ31o5fWDqjZRVnysQ@bt.com
>
> A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing all on board.
> At the pearly gates St Peter asks
> "Before you are let through, have you ever touched a mans genitals?"
>
> The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
> "Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water, and you can pass" said St
> Peter.
>
> The second nun said "I once touched some genitals with my hand."
> "Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."
>
> Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the back of the queue, and
> Sister Marie barged to the front.
> "Well", she explained to St Peter, "I want to wash my mouth out before
> Sister Bernadette washes her arse."
>

It was funnier in uk.local.yorkshire. MUCH funnier. Meh!

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