Posted by Dickhead on 11/17/68 11:44

"Hammerer" <Use-Author-Supplied-Address-Header@[127.1]> wrote:
> "Chrome Boy" <AccroxR@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:vtGdnQ31o5fWDqjZRVnysQ@bt.com
> >
> > A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing all on board.
> > At the pearly gates St Peter asks
> > "Before you are let through, have you ever touched a mans genitals?"
> >
> > The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
> > "Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water, and you can pass" said St
> > Peter.
> >
> > The second nun said "I once touched some genitals with my hand."
> > "Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."
> >
> > Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the back of the queue, and
> > Sister Marie barged to the front.
> > "Well", she explained to St Peter, "I want to wash my mouth out before
> > Sister Bernadette washes her arse."
> >
>
> It was funnier in uk.local.yorkshire. MUCH funnier. Meh!

Blab it not blabity blab blabber blab though. Be blabbing it blabbitty.
Ark blab ark blabsie.
Dick-Head.

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