Posted by Kadaitcha Man on 04/18/06 03:24

UncleDave <dhyndman(at)sasktel.net>, the smuggler and ironically one who
works for the magistrate, yipped:

> "Kantica22@Kletca.com" <kantica22@nospam.charter.net> wrote in message
> news:7EC%f.124$962.102@fe02.lga...
>>
>>> Would you agree that William Faulkner was a destructive influence
>>> upon your psyche?
>>>
>>
>> Do Not Care.
>> Listen, Pal, take this "rather friendly 'Fear-of-God-Card'/Warning
>> and DO NOT TRY THAT AGAIN.
>> There are now "2" (feel free to "peek over here on
>> alt.video.tape-trading and "count them on your
>> "fingers/stubs/whatever you need to count with these days,)
>> "Destroyers" (that, however "Well That They THOUGHT that
>> they were built back home"), "Under(metaphorical, of course)Water"
>> that THOUGHT that they "could", each in turn, TAKE/ SMOKE a
>> "Battlestar-Galatica(New Series) Class Cruiser" (regardless of each
>> 'one's 12-Man Shadow Crew x 2 'Now Sunken ships'), that, for
>> whatever reason (whatever is going on, the Universe NOT ONLY seems
>> to "like" but, when/if needed, seems to be "helping out a whole
>> lot", even if it means making the "Ship/Target in Front" (however
>> "Temporary"), "not ONLY Spectacularly STUPID, but also use the
>> "wrong character's/costume's 'script' while doing so BOTH AT THE
>> SAME TIME!) LOL. They WERE WRONG.
>> Nobody (well, nobody 'Real/Authentic) seems to 'Miss Them, any of
>> the "24" of them there "Underwater Shadows" nor even seems to
>> "remember/recall/give a flying fu** where even 'either'
>> Ship-GraveSite is 'located' any more"). I don't (YET) "Care" about
>> "your opinion/question/identity/where you are". Take the Hint that
>> even "Bubba Gump" himself (but somehow neither 'sunken ship is even
>> mentally able to) would get and START MOVING WHILE YOU STILL CAN.
>> Bitch.
>> Yell.
>> Scream.
>> Threaten people.
>> Call the Cops. (They don't "seem to care despite an 'unlimited
>> number of B.S'ed 'threatened' telephone calls from (if I can remember
>> correctly.....been a while....) someone claiming an 'equally B.S.
>> claim' that they were a "false god".)
>> Call the FBI. (insert above <re:same>)
>> Call the Army (They seem to be "rather busy at the moment. Please
>> leave a Message with the C3P0 at the Beep and 'they will return your
>> call 'sometime within the next 600,000 years or so'. BEEP!)
>> Call my ISP (insert above re:same. 'They' don't get involved. I know
>> this already, and go ahead, waste your 'breath" (that will never
>> 'come back your way again) calling them on the "phone"
>> 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 # of "times". Your
>> "phone, even IF simply 'K-Mart Bargain Bin 20 Cent Special' will
>> "wear out eventually".
>> Not my phone. Not my money. Not my Problem (YET).
>> Do whatever you "feel you have to waste time/energy/Non-"Monopoly
>> Money" on.
>> Just don't do it "where I can see you".
>> I am "only required to WARN a "potential 'Enemy' (thank the "Real"
>> Dear Sweet Lord I used the word "potential") Once".
>> Beyond that, my fault = "50/50" (based fully upon 'Enemy Ship-Own
>> Personal Level of Stupidity of "its crew". Those "Odds seem 'these
>> days' rather incapable of being moved even by "1" against my
>> "favor". Don't know why as of yet. Haven't gotten a 'Qualified
>> Answer', let alone "Intelligent") My Responsibility = NO
>> (100.000000000000000000000000000000000%)
>> Unlike "other currently Sunken "M.I.A"'s 'claims of personal
>> godhood' I know better than to do THAT. I do not control "other's
>> (however stupidly Insane) Free Will, let alone 'sudicidial
>> tendencies'. I am, however, quite capable of "laughing myself sick
>> as I'm sinking someone that "thought that their Builders" Built
>> "Them" better than I ("24 Shadow Web Rumors (12 'Shadows' per 'ship
>> x 2 ships thus far) Down as of YET (again, thank Heavens I still
>> said "Yet"). Go away while 'you still can move before you get stuck
>> and/or start
>> sinking'.
>> Head for "Safer Waters".
>> Don't have to go "home". Not "smart" to "stay put". Not smart to even
>> "sideline these waters again".
>> Take Care.
>>
> Don't blame us. We don't know his secret code, either.

You need a better k0oK translator. Try this...

> [snivel] [Mumble] Care. Listen, Pal, [Blah] [grieve] [writhe] friendly
> [spit] [gripe] [bluster] [Drone] [Mumble] [mumble] THAT AGAIN.
> [bellyache] [stutter] [Mumble] "2" [prattle] [Mumble] [Blah] [grumble]
> [moan] [snicker] off] [chirp] [Mumble] [mumble] [quaver] [Blah]
> [mumble] [slander] [snivel] "fingers/stubs/whatever [Blah] [cuss]
> [yammer] [Blah] with [Blah] [blah] [shrill] (that, [growl] [Blah]
> [Mumble] [bok-bok-bokaark] [growl] [Whine] that [cock-a-doodle-doo]
> were [snivel] [blah] home"), "Under(metaphorical, [grumble]
> course)Water" that THOUGHT [yap-yap-yap] [sicken] "could", [drone]
> [moan] turn, [gripe] [hoot] [moan] [Blah] [Drone] [Mumble] [burble]
> [chirp] [blah] each [squall] [Mumble] [Whine] [Blah] [Mumble] 2
> [scream] Sunken ships'), that, for whatever [bitch] [excoriate] is
> [scream] on, [yak-yak-yak] [yak-yak-yak] [pronounce] [sputter] [neigh]
> [mumble] [squawk] [complaint] but, [Blah] needed, [gnash teeth]
> [Blah] [mumble] [gibber] out [mumble] [snivel] lot", even [Blah]
> [Blah] [snivel] making [blah] "Ship/Target [snivel] Front" [Mumble]
> "Temporary"), [warble] [cuckoo [mumble] cuckoo] Spectacularly STUPID,
> [croak] [quibble] [Mumble] the [Blah] [barrage] 'script' [blah] doing
> [altercate] [yelp] AT [bok-bok-bokaark] [Blah] over] [ribbit] LOL.
> [fret] [mumble] [blah] [squeal] WRONG. Nobody (well, [snivel] [Blah]
> [snap] [criticise] 'Miss Them, [pussyfoot] of [pit-a-pat]
> [bok-bok-bokaark] [agonise] them [snivel] [blah] [mutter] [woof!]
> [Blah] [pronounce] [whine] [Blah] [Mumble] [Mumble] [utter] [bear]
> [oink] [chatter] [Mumble] is [cluck] [Blah] more"). I [moan] [Blah]
> [Mumble] [Mumble] [blah] [balk] opinion/question/identity/where [Blah]
> are". [Drone] [vacillate] [chirrup] [snivel] [mumble] "Bubba [be
> [twaddle] [spit] (but [Blah] [prattle] [trill] [moan] is [blah]
> [snivel] [Blah] [Mumble] [snivel] [snivel] [mumble] [Drone] MOVING
> WHILE YOU [prattle] CAN. Bitch. Yell. Scream. [babble] people. [Blah]
> down] [Mumble] Cops. [drivel] [snivel] [declare] [grunt] [Blah] down]
> [moan] [croak] [clack] [Mumble] [repent] [Mumble] cain] [drone]
> [snivel] [tweet] [snivel] [quack] [Drone] [moan] [croak] [snivel]
> [pit-a-pat] [Mumble] [screech] [blah] [Blah] [Blah] B.S. [bellyache]
> [blah] [vacillate] [moan] [blah] [Whine] [Blah] [Blah] the FBI.
> [Mumble] fault] [snivel] [Blah] [blah] [stutter] [Blah] [chatter]
> [pit-a-pat] [bok-bok-bokaark] [blah] [Mumble] cry] [sputter] [snap]
> [Mumble] [shout] the moment. [bluster] [mumble] [snivel] [Blah]
> [yap-yap-yap] [Mumble] [growl] and [blah] at [Blah] [bawl] [blah]
> [Blah] will [vacillate] [cry] [burble] [moo] [mumble] [blah]
> 'sometime [cry [mumble] [bleat] next 600,000 [snivel] [Mumble] so'.
> [rat-a-tat] [be bitter] [snivel] [Blah] [Whine] [blah] re:same. [Blah]
> [blurt] [Mumble] involved. [Mumble] [begrudge] [Mumble] [Mumble]
> already, and [cavil] ahead, [crow] [moan] [Mumble] things [mumble]
> (that [asseverate] never [hee-haw] [tongue-lash] [Blah] [spout [blah]
> [mumble] [snivel] [declare] [Blah] [find [blah] [sicken] [mumble]
> [yip] [blather] "times". [Mumble] "phone, [ache] [Blah] [sorrow]
> [Blah] [bok-bok-bokaark] [Whine] [chirp] [Mumble] [Blah] [blah]
> [cuckoo [blah] [cackle] out eventually". [grunt] [bluster] phone.
> [Blah] [snivel] money. [Drone] [blah] Problem (YET). [snap] [Mumble]
> [chirp] [expletive] [snivel] [mumble] [carry [blah] [waver]
> time/energy/Non-"Monopoly [Whine] on. [Blah] [mumble] [mumble]
> [Mumble] "where [objurgate] [blah] [blah] you". [Mumble] [snivel]
> [Mumble] [spit] [Mumble] [Drone] [feel [mumble] [Mumble] [Blah]
> [Mumble] the [Drone] Dear [Drone] [Blah] [Whine] [moan] [blah]
> [Mumble] [Drone] Once". [Blah] that, [thunder against] [frown [shriek]
> [Whine] [Blah] [shriek] fully [mumble] [bleat] [burn [blah] [Whine]
> [pussyfoot] of [Drone] of [yak] crew". Those [bombinate] seem 'these
> [Mumble] [bok-bok-bokaark] [Blah] [upset the [gripe] cart] being
> [Mumble] [Blah] [brawl] [lament] impaired] [Mumble] [blah] [Mumble]
> "favor". [Blah] [moan] [Mumble] [mumble] [snivel] yet. [mew]
> [altercate] [lament] [snivel] Answer', [blah] [blah] [bear] [Mumble]
> [Whine] [rattle] [Whine] [Blah] Unlike "other [rumbling gut] [Blah]
> [argue] [Whine] [snivel] [snivel] [blah] [criticise] [squabble]
> [expletive] than [moan] [mumble] THAT. [yap-yap-yap] [Blah] [Blah]
> [too-wit-too-woo] [Blah] [Mumble] exception] [snivel] [Mumble] [Blah]
> Will, [fuss] [blah] [Drone] tendencies'. [moo] crepe] am, however,
> [snivel] [mumble] [whinge] [Mumble] [Mumble] [moan] [snivel] [squeal]
> [Mumble] [Blah] [yackety-yak] [deplore] that [Mumble] [expletive]
> [Mumble] [Drone] [mumble] [snivel] [chin [lament] [bok-bok-bokaark]
> [dissent] [Blah] [Mumble] [Mumble] [Drone] [snivel] [Mumble] [moan]
> [Mumble] ships [Mumble] [chatter] Down [bitch] [raise [mumble] [shed
> tears] (again, [tongue-lash] [upbraid] [Blah] [baa [mumble] neigh
> hee-haw] [be [blah] "Yet"). Go [mumble] [Mumble] 'you [moan] [bark]
> [moan] [find [blah] [Blah] [blah] [Mumble] [blub] [Mumble] sinking'.
> [Blah] [moan] [weep] Waters". [Whine] [raise objection] [snivel]
> [Blah] "home". [Drone] [cuckoo] to [yelp] put". Not [moan] [snivel]
> [complain] [moan] up] [bluster] [mutter] again". [burble]
> [bok-bok-bokaark].

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