Posted by Tarkus on 06/08/06 14:34

On 6/8/2006 1:35:08 AM, Gilgamesh wrote:

> <butchjones3@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:a0kf82pefe0csum4atgj3fho06c9doh5i5@4ax.com...
>> I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
>> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses.
>> I got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
>> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
>> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
>> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
>> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
>> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
>> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
>> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue.
>
> So you have one of the new BluRay players. Well done.

Ding!
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"The term is 'courting,' thank you. The restraining order
says 'no-no,' but her eyes say 'yes-yes.'"

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