Posted by Art on 06/08/06 19:30

<butchjones3@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:a0kf82pefe0csum4atgj3fho06c9doh5i5@4ax.com...
>I got a big problem. It all started when I bought a DVD player. I
> was all excited to watch a movie and did not put on my eye glasses. I
> got the thing plugged in and turned on, and then it said "Insert
> Disk". Without my glasses, I thought it said "Insert Dick", so I
> stuck my dick in the machine and the slide out door closed. That was
> 2 days ago. I live alone and dont have anyone to help. I thought of
> calling 911, but it's too embarassing to call the cops and try to
> explain this to them. I know there must be some way to get my dick
> out of this thing. I hope someone on here can tell me what to do.
> Please hurry, my dick hurts and has turned blue. This is a
> emergency.......
>
> Butch

Better hope it's not a Sony. They might also have a "root kit" installed on
there.

Art

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