Posted by Hammerer on 11/16/27 11:50

"2_cents" <beachcombf@surf.net> wrote in message
news:129863mka9tal2f@corp.supernews.com
>
> I've been asked to assist at a function. They want to find something
> medieval. Quite out of my league, :-)
> Where in the world do you start?
>
Well, I'd start in Britain. There's plenty of mediaeval things still lying
around here. You know; castles, and stuff.
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
> PS
> Oh, also a tune that would be used to accompany introductions
> of people at the function.
>
I'd definitely go for Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades'. A good party-trick would
be if the person doing the introductions affected a 'Lemmy'-style voice,
which would go nice with the song. You could write-up a nice set of
lyric-based intro's (not forgetting the voice!), like . . . .
"If you like to gamble,
I'll tell you how it's done,
Here's Mr an' Mrs Johnson,
They're gonna have some fun"
.. . . . etc. The whole point, remember, is to just enjoy yourself (oh - and
spike the drinks with drugs. I always do).
>
> How's that for a tall order?
>
Yeah!

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