Posted by Loretty on 07/26/06 14:18

My good friend and neighbor, Mr. Summers, raises those cute little Shetland
Ponies. Every full moon (weather permitting), I sneak over to Mr. Summers
pasture and strip down naked, except for socks. I get down on all fours and
start bleating like a sheep: baaaaaaaa mmmmbbbaaaaaaaa baaaaaa. I find me
one of the male Shetlands and get my fanny right up in it's face and carry
on the baaaa, baaaaaaaa, mmmbaaaaaa until the little fella gets the hint,
mounts me and rams that big old pony poker right up my butt. I keep carrying
on: mmmmbaaaaa baaaaaaaaaa mmmbbaaaaaaaaa until the little fella has
finished.

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