Posted by nu-monet v9.0 on 07/26/06 21:16

Geena Phillips wrote:
>
> nu-monet v9.0 wrote:
> In fact,
> > Superman is more of a god than god, because he will kick
> > your ass if you don't do what he tells you to do. No
> > other god does that.
>
> What are you talking about? EVERY other god does that. That's
> the entire basis for all religion.
>

No, that's what they *say* they will do.

But it doesn't matter if Supes is battling Megalon or something.
If you say he is not a god, he will stop doing what he is doing
and kick your ass. Personally. And he will hold you down and
abuse you while he say, "Okay, who's the god now, beatch?"

Jesus won't do that.

The funniest part will be that Megalon will be laughing his ass
off watching him do it to you, and even your own parents will
roll their eyes and say, "That's my kid, the one who actually
came out and said that Superman wasn't a god, and in earshot,
mind you", while other people just shake their heads.

He used to have to do it a lot, but most people are SMART
enough to know that Thou Shalt Not Dis Superman, Or Thou Wilt
Personally Get Thine Ass Whipp-ed By His Devine Kryptonness.


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