Posted by Bill's News on 10/07/06 06:01

Goro wrote:
> NoNoBadDog! wrote:
>> <marky@kol.co.nz> wrote in message
>> news:1159678572.633562.291770@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com...
>>> After 5 and 3/4 years of watching dvds I have arrived at the big
>>> no:
>>> 1000 dvds
>>> I have only bought 3 of those and rented just about all the rest.
>>> About 1/3 of those titles have been tv based series
>>> about 99% have been watched on the computer
>>> Around 50% have been already seen by me.
>>> Its only been recently I have purchased a playsrtation 2 console
>>> so
>>> I can watch an occasional dvd on the bigger screen.
>>>
>>
>> The only thing I can say is this...
>>
>> You need to get a life!
>>
>> Bobby
>
> Shhh.... I'm calculating:
>
> 5 3/4 yrs == 52*5 + 39 weeks == 299 weeks
> call it 300 weeks
> 1000/300 = 3 1/3 dvds/week
>
> approx 2hr/DVD => ~7 hrs /week watching DVDs
> Does not seem so in need of alife.
>
> Hell, I think i spend more time one SATURDAYS watching college
> football (of corse, i *do* knead a life).

I've tried kneading a wife, several actually - none of which was
mine!! But that's a different problem - there in lies the rub, eh?
Kneading a life is, I believe, exclusively the domain of the EMT or
vascular surgeon - or possibly a cereal masseuse;-0)

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