Posted by John of Aix on 12/18/06 22:06

admin.softwaresearch@gmail.com wrote:
> Windows Media Player 11 Released

Who gives a toss?

> Simplicity In Design

You mean it doesn't have bells and whistles? Shame.
>
> Simplicity In Design

You said that.

> Bring a whole new look to your digital entertainment.
> More of the Music You Love
>
> More of the Music You Love

And that. How do you know what music I love, sorry, I mean Music I Love.

> Breathe new life into your digital music experience.

I don't listen to digital music, I listen to analog old fellow, it comes
out of loudspeakers and headphones. Unless you mean Boulez of course but
I'm afraid he isn't included in the list of Music I Love.

> All Your Entertainment in One Place
>
> All Your Entertainment in One Place

I suppose I shouldn't mock but youdo have a bit of a stutter you know.

> Store and enjoy all of your music, video, pictures, and recorded TV.

Well thanks. If my music is available it is stored somewhere, if I have
a picture it exists and can be seen, and if I've recorded TV well, why
it is stored on a DVD, Tape or on disk. Goodness! As for enjoying it,
well I wouldn't have it, listen to it, look at it or watch it if I
didn't would I? Don't they teach you kids anything at marketing school?
Talk about linguistic fluff.

> Enjoy Everywhere

Bugger off.

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