Posted by myself on 01/01/06 17:48

I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
screw a woman while I'm at work?

I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
to get me one of them.

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