Posted by PTravel on 02/09/07 03:00

"Richard Crowley" <rcrowley@xp7rt.net> wrote in message
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> <geickmei@tampabay.rr.com> wrote ...
>> This seems to have turned into an LP vs SP tirade, but that wasn't the
>> question. Let me restate, begging your patience.
>
> Vaudeville dialog from before you were born:
> Patient: "Doc, it hurts when I do this!"
> Doctor: "Well, then don't do that!"

Totally off-topic, but I can't resist:

A couple of weeks ago, I went to my doctor with a torn rotator cuff in my
right shoulder. We did the vaudeville scene -- verbatim!

Me: "Doc, it hurts whenever I do this."
Doc: (absolutely dead-pan). "Well, don't that."

Just what I needed -- a comedian doctor. ;)

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