Posted by Roy L. Fuchs on 01/11/77 11:36

On Wed, 4 Jan 2006 13:07:00 -0800, "Richard C."
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><myself@myplace.com> wrote in message
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>>I want to upgrade to digital. I am still using and obsolete analog
>> penis when I have sex. I'd like to replace it with a modern digital
>> model. Has anyone done this? Is it painful? Costly? Are there any
>> side effects or dangers? Do they make a model with a remote control,
>> or better yet, one that can be controlled over the internet so I can
>> screw a woman while I'm at work?
>>
>> I heard about these at the bar last night on new years even and I want
>> to get me one of them.
>>
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>You have to get rid of your old one first.
>Cut it off and throw it away.

Be sure to rent a DV camera and "film" the whack job.

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