Posted by Smarty on 03/01/07 23:47

Or, better yet:

Historians have concluded that Heisenberg must have been contemplating
his love life when he discovered the Uncertainty Principle:

-When he had the time, he didn't have the energy

and,

-When the moment was right, he couldn't figure out the position...


Smarty



"Smarty" <nobody@nobody.com> wrote in message
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> Or to put it differently:
> Dr. Heisenberg is driving on the freeway and a police officer stops him
> for speeding. Officer walks up to Heisenberg's car and asks him, "Sir, do
> you know how fast you are going?" Dr. Heisenberg replies: "Officer, I have
> no idea how fast I am going, but I know exactly where I am."
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> Smarty
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> "Captain Midnight" <Notany@twip.invalid> wrote in message
> news:45e7639f$0$16661$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
>> "Gene E. Bloch" <spamfree@nobody.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:mn.0ab47d7313f03b0d.1980@nobody.invalid...
>>> On 2/28/2007, Bill's News posted this:
>>> > "Gene E. Bloch" <spamfree@nobody.invalid> wrote in message
>>> > news:mn.e3817d7234acda9d.1980@nobody.invalid...
>>> >> On 2/27/2007, rm posted this:
>>> >
>>> > <snip>
>>> >
>>> >> I have no idea what rain fade is or looks like,
>>> >
>>> > Obviously it's a value somewhere between 1 (one) and 0 (zero).
>>>
>>> Is this another preemptive strike by Werner Heisenberg?
>>>
>>> I'm uncertain about this...
>>>
>>> I do have a sneaking suspicion that you just one-upped me with a joke
>>> that I didn't get, so I'm just going to go home and take a Valium and
>>> nap.
>>>
>>> Happy March 1 :-)
>>>
>>> [...]
>>>
>>> --
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>> Think "hanging chad"! Obviously that caused brain fade.
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