Posted by Captain Hook on 05/01/07 09:41

On Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:26:28 -0700, Brandon D Cartwright
<user@example.net> wrote:

>MassiveProng AKA SuperM
>
>NO serious offer refused!
>
>Fair working order
>Low maintenance
>LOADED:Sings,Dances,Foams,Swears,Rants
>FLOODS groups on cue
>AUTOMATIC malicious abuse reports
>(Gay lames and gratuitous pornographic abuse included.)
>
>Posting Speed 30 posts/minute
>
>LOW traffic?
>STALE conversations?
>BORED regulars
>LAME trolls?
>
>Give this guy a free test run, You will NOT be disappointed!
>He will make your group unusable within hours.
>
>In NO TIME AT ALL your regulars will be at each others throats
>More TROLLS than you can shake a stick at will ARRIVE in a
>heartbeat from ALL areas of Usenet and other forums.
>
>Nazis,Psychopaths,Psychotics,Wife beaters, assorted k00ks of all kinds
>and MUCH MUCH MORE will storm your group almost INSTANTANEOUSLY !!
>
>Be the ENVY of your friends with MassiveProng AKA SuperM
>
>HURRY!
>You don't want to miss out on this unrepeatable offer
>
>Offers to sci.electronics.design

Buy him?

Yer mo'e than welcome t'keep him, dawgone it.
Ah w'd not piss on him eff'n he was on fire!

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