Posted by Lloyd Parsons on 07/26/07 12:38

In article <o1ega3t021koqf776lrt0dd9uvvfej01a9@4ax.com>,
Spurious Response <SpuriousResponse@cleansignal.org> wrote:

> On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:15:47 -0500, Lloyd Parsons <lloydparsons@mac.com>
> wrote:
>
> >In article <pvsfa3dkikcphn5calbdvfsqn7q7qo3pnj@4ax.com>,
> > Spurious Response <SpuriousResponse@cleansignal.org> wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:36:24 -0500, Lloyd Parsons <lloydparsons@mac.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >> Golf is a fucking joke. Take ANY one shot, do it 100 times, and see
> >> >> how bad your stats really are.
> >> >>
> >> >Take your fat ass out to the course sometime. I'll add golf to the list
> >> >of things you know little about but are willing to try to impart wisdom
> >> >about.
> >>
> >> I wasn't talking about put shots, dumbfuck. Any idiot can tap a ball
> >> with a putter fairly consistently.
> >>
> >> You couldn't take 100 tee shots and get consistent results very easily
> >> (even Tiger cannot). The game has little skill, and lots of chaos and
> >> dumb luck involved.
> >>
> >> Billiards, however, is a precision game. I can perform three rail banks
> >> to the side pocket quite consistently, and banking from an end rail to
> >> the side pocket is NOT an easy shot. It is one of the hardest in the
> >> game.
> >
> >Well, you've got the easy part of golf solved - talking about it.
> >
> >Sure, it looks simple enough. I mean the ball is just sitting there
> >waiting for you to smack it. But something happens between the start of
> >the swing and impact with the ball that causes untoward changes to occur.
> >
> >I'm not a good golfer, I just enjoy the 4-5 mile walk I do every day
> >while playing it.
>
>
> It is quite easy to put in 5 miles a day walking around a pool table,
> and I do not have to deal with insects or overpriced green fees.
>
> The game sucks cash where none is deserved. It is fucking retarded.
>
> If I did embrace it, however, I am quite sure that I would do quite
> well at it. Not my cup of tea, however.

Again you show lack of knowledge. My membership in a small golf course
is $625/year. For that I can play every day with no additional outlay
of cash if I walk the course. I do have to pay a minimal cart fee if I
decide to ride for whatever reason.

As to how well you would do at golf, well you got the easy part done.

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