Posted by Crapola on 09/21/07 16:32

On Thu, 13 Sep 2007 22:15:01 +0100, Hammerer <hammer@hammering.com>
wrote:

>Where was I? >That's the question, isn't it?
Prolly someplace you'd never admit to.

>They'll be letting me out, soon,
This implies some sort of custody thing, like the slammer for Hammer?
Ain't it a bitch to be locked up for 'drunk and disorderly'? I mean
they'll let you be drunk, that's OK, or you can be disorderly, and
that's OK too, but if you're drunk *and* disorderly, that's a crime.
Should have stuck with the herbal remedies. That'll teach you.

>and I'll be back dispensing some really useful help, informative
>tips,
Sounds like you're a reformed man, yes! "reformed"... HA!

>and encouragement to P2P newbies everywhere. Honest; I will.
Is that anything like the boyfriend that tells his girlfriend "Honest,
I won't"?

>I'll never forget all those hundreds of emails. "Come back Hammerer", they
>all said. "Come back and give us some more really useful help,
>informative tips, and encouragement to P2P newbies everywhere. We are
>bereft".
Did they really say that?

>That's what they said. So I am.
Well, you've never told a lie here, so I guess I'll believe you. When
will you be back?

>Round about the end of this month.
You *do* have a calender in there... right? I mean, marks on the wall
are just so unreliable.

>God help you all.
I suppose we'll all need that.

>And for all those people (a minority, I believe) who think I'm a bastard ........ well; you can all blimmin well
>go and shag your bottoms, or whatever. No offence.
What do they say? Such crap! I was there when your mommy and daddy
met. Yes, down in Soho it was, they were married there too. They're
talking out their arse's, need to get their facts straight.

>
>Love,
>Hammerer.

P.S.

I was the first to notice you went missing. see
jlp733dudurekb345fse0igaf17hh8p9ua@4ax.com

The newspaper had a very un-flattering picture of you. Did you really
think you could knock the shite out of 5 cops holding batons and
tasers? All you had was a empty scotch bottle. Damn dude, but you
are brave, I'll give you that.


~A~
Now Playing: Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird

[Back to original message]