Posted by Andy on 10/20/07 10:15

<dickcheney@usa.com> wrote in message
news:k3ggh3180biggb7cucvfe9pq4rqg3815nb@4ax.com...
> Last week I bought a DVD player/recorder. My dick started to burn the
> next day. I went to the doctor today and was told that I have VD.
> The doctor suggested that I was having sex with other women, when I
> only do it with my wife. When I told the doctor that it started as
> soon as I bought the DVD, he told me that is the reason and said DVD's
> cause VD, which is why they were named as they are.
>
> It looks like I will have to take penisillin for the next week and
> toss the DVD machine in the garbage now. I dont mind the peniscillin
> but throwing a $200 machine in the garbage upsets me.
>
> From now on, I will stick to VHS.
>
> Dick

You must have a pencil dick to get it through that little hole in the middle
of the DVD.

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