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Posted by FinnTroll on 08/29/05 15:00
"Anakin Skywalker" <blastoff910@gmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:CyEQe.17727$yv2.5543@trnddc04...
> FUCK OFF BITCHES HAHAHAH
<LOL> and you're a "frbannad pissruska".
Now, calm yourself Anakin ... Stop yer shoutin' .. come sit here and let
me tell you a little bedtime story about the Norwegian cocksquashers ...
In the folklore, cocksquashers was believed to be the reason why roosters
crowed cock-a-doodle-doo in the early mornings. The cocksquashers mostly
hunts at the time of day when the shadows are deep and it can melt into the
environment, silently waiting for the prey to pass by. The attacks seems to
be random as there's no evidence found that cocksquashers, like most other
predators, only attacks sick, or otherwise weakened prey.
Cocksquashers are divided into three groups, those that only hunt wildlife
creatures, those that hunt domestic creatures and finaly there's the
manslayers. It also seems as if it is the domestic hunter that later turn
into become the manslayer. The reason they become manslayers are basicaly
because it is an easier prey. They are slower and if they are not carrying a
gun or some other kind of weapon, they are almost defenceless against the
attacker.
The cocksquasher attacks with a paralyzing jump-kick to the preys
reproductive parts, before it continues to jump all over it, till the
victim's being squashed to a mere puddle, similary looking like a sack of
hairy strawberryicecream.
So the roosters crow is a warningcry to others, escpecially those smelling
like a rat, to keep a close lookout for these creatures.
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