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Posted by Hammerer on 10/02/02 11:25
"w.nunley" <w.nunley@insightbb.com> wrote in message
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> an amazing individual you are Hammerer HA.HA! I have decided to cede
> to the master because your wit is much more then any sane person can bear.
>
You've decided to "cede", you say? You're lying, Walt! Because later, you
say I'm a large orifice, or something. Watch out - that 'God Bless' guy you
mentioned, earlier, may get miffed and thunderbolt you with lightning! Yes!
And then you'll be called 'Wilt'! (To be honest, though, that's what you're
going to be called from now on. Sorry.)
>
> You have done me a great justice by your golden
> ability to humor a wretched soul as myself
>
Good start, Wilt. Quite poetic, actually, with that "saved a wretch like
me", Amazing-Grace-like quality. Ends badly, unfortunately . . . .
>
> for my being only exist on those with less intellect as you bare.
>
Oooooohh dear. Rough, Wilt. Rough! Read it again. Just relax, will ya?!
>
> All hail to Hammerer the owner and master of this domain. Bow to the
> almighty folks lest you suffer the wrath of his mighty hand as it types
away
> and picks apart your every statement. Stand and take your applause
> Hammerer you are most worthy of the title! Yes the title that only one of
> your character deserves. I dub thee King Hammerer the Largest of Anal
Orifices.
>
Thanks, Wilt. I know you mean well. Couple of things, though.
(1) You can't "dub" anyone unless you're a King yourself; and "dubbing"
involves raising someone to be a "Sir". Minor peerage. Hardly royalty, is
it?
(2) I referred to you as 'Mr. Anal' in an earlier post. The rules say that
YOU can't use it as well. "Turd That Won't Flush", or just simply "Major
Fucker" would have been acceptable - and much more original.
>
> Good Day All.
>
Goodness me! How sweet the sound!
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